"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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