This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
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dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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