We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
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he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
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got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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