Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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