On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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