This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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