He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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