beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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