theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
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Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
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