He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Do vagina's smell?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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