operation harelip BJ is a go
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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