Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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