Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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