worst night to have a conscience
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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