talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
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Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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