escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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