Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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