It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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