i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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