I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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