that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
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