Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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