I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
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Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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