"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
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