Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You can't special order awesome
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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