so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
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I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
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