He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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