well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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