She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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