I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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