If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
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Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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