So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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