I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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