Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
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If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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