Ambien. No doubt about it.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I stole a fireplace last night.
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I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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