he thought i was a dude.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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