so that wasnt chicken after all
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
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4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
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Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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