12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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