If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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