Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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