Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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