Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
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Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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