Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
hell yes lets make some ravioli
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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