were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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