He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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