I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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