This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
So gin and wine won't be happening again
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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