i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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