Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
