Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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