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we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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