last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
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well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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