i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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