Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
