He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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