11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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