Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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