idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
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corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
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Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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